Tongue-in-Cheek Feats Table

The Tongue-in-Cheek feats are genre-specific and kind of silly, but in the right gaming group, they can be a lot of fun. They’re not grouped with all the other feats because you should decide collectively if they want to use them at all. Some of these feats grant Awesome bonuses (or the inverse, Bogus penalties), which is a new bonus type that follows all the same rules as other bonus types.

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Benefit

1337 Ph347 Base Attack +5 Reduce Pwn damage by 1 die.
Epic 1337 Base Attack +5, 1337 Ph347 Trigger level contest on Pwnage.
Amazing Holdout Holdout Stealth +20 to conceal objects about your person
Battle Cry Charisma 13, Intimidate 5 Intimidate multiple enemies for 2d4 rounds
Cape Misdirection billowing cape or cloak Your cape/cloak grants Concealment (20%)
Improved Cape Misdirection Cape Misdirection, billowing cape Your cape/cloak grants Concealment (40%)
Dodge Bullets Dex 17, Defensive Martial Arts, Deflect Arrows, Dodge Dodge +8 against firearms
Catch Bullets Dex 17, Defensive Martial Arts, Deflect Arrows, Dodge, Dodge Bullets, Lightning Reflexes Catch bullets with your bare friggin’ hands
Dodge Energy Dex 17, Defensive Martial Arts, Deflect Arrows, Dodge, Dodge Bullets, Dodge Bullets Dodge +8 against energy attacks
Glasses of Disguise Conceal your identity behind a pair of glasses
Heroic Comeback Con 13, Toughness Get up after being reducedĀ  to zero or fewer HPs
Moral Authority Cha 13, Allegiance (special) Fill villains with self-doubt (-4 Bogus penalty)
Mumbo-Jumbo Wis 13 Awesome +4 to mystical skills
New-Age Nonsense Cha 13 Awesome +4 to psionic skills
Onomatopoeia Spag! Wang! Awesome +2 to damage
One Liner Cha 15, Diplomacy 5 Awesome bonus for making a funny
Verbal Riposte Cha 15, Diplomacy 5, One Liner You can cancel verbal-based feats
Parley Cha 13 You can perform verbal actions while moving
Improved Parley Cha 15, Parley You can perform verbal actions while attacking
Plot Device One useful object per session
Equipment Cache Plot Device A conveniently-placed cache of Useful Stuff
Pwned Stealth 5 Morale bonus to damage, +1d4
Pwned Hard Stealth 5, Pwned Morale bonus to damage, +2d4
Major Pwnage Stealth 5, Pwned, Pwned Hard Morale bonus to damage, +3d4
OMG U Lzr… Pwned! Stealth 5, Pwned, Pwned Hard, Major Pwnage Morale bonus to damage, +4d4
Beyond Pwned Stealth 5, Pwned, Pwned Hard, Major Pwnage, OMG U Lzr Pwned Morale bonus to damage, +5d4
Tactical Nude Advantage Destroy your costume for a +4 to Defence
Technobabble Int 13 Awesome +4 to supertech skills

 

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